Bonnetry

I got this from a Friend I was moaning to about there no longer being any such thing as a passible Quaker bonnet, and that all I could find were Amish bonnets. Hehe.

"Finally, I turn my attention to thy bonnet concerns. First off, I laughed at reading the descriptor “very obviously Amish Wenger Bonnet.” Then, when it repeated in the next line, I laughed again. Out loud. No doubt that it is INCREDIBLY obvious. Unquestionably, the fashion police of Williamsburg will peg you right away as a fraud, being extremely knowledgeable about the variations of bonnets among plain people from 1700 to present day. When you pass some Mennonites on the street, they will whisper to one another, “Who does THAT hussy Quaker think she is fooling? She is so obviously NOT an Anabaptist, but that bonnet is SO obviously an Amish Wenger Bonnet! Skank.”